Blanff's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[tWHYlight]

Well...

At first, I really wasn't sure on whether or not to give a review, considering I haven't seen Twilight myself...however, I realized there would be no actual way ever in the history of hell that I would go see it. That being said, this was friggin' hilarious. I absolutely love the commentary about the whole Werewolves vs. Vampires bit, I've always kind of wondered about that myself. And...and do they really just...Sparkle? What happened to the agonizing death by grotesquely melting? I would have much preferred that fate for Robert Pattinson. Anyway, I've been a fan since Not-The-Final-Fantasy, and I gotta tell ya man, you've become one of my favorite animators on Newgrounds. Great work.

I HATE CLAIRE!

Bobert-Rob responds:

That would've been funny if Ed would've died in this one... that'd be two deaths for Robert Pattison. Unlucky bastard, heh. Definitely would've made the movie more interesting... of course, he'd probably become a ghost at that point or something and the movie'd just continue the same way. Blaah.
Glad you still like my work, man, thanks for watching!

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

Oh Man...

I wasn't sure about this one...that is, until I made it to the doowop song. That absolutely sold it for me. I don't think I've laughed that hard in awhile.
I love the characterization of the rabbits. Crazy Germans and their "discotechs."
I think what I like most about this series is how over the top the...well, everything is. The violence, characters, etc...This is like an evil version of all the old Merry Melody cartoons. Great work.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

merry melodies were as evil as they were allowed to be for their time. thank you for the comparison.